Project 2029

Consequences

There Will Be Consequences, ©2025 William L. Brown.

The very existence of career government workers, foreign aid workers, social service agencies, foreigners, and a diversified population has been an unbearable slap in the face to MAGAts. Such that they feel it is fair retribution to demolish entire government institutions and ruin people’s lives. “Take THAT for upsetting me, you liberal snowflakes!”

There isn’t much we can do. Except knit like Madame Lefarge. Watch, wait and plan. Every action has a reaction. Butthurt begets butthurt.

I propose Project 2029.

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As a public service to those who need to blow-off steam I invite readers to make suggestions for Project 2029, a plan for the next administration to follow. Here are mine. Please add yours in the comments.

• Arrest Donald Trump for treason. Sentence him to a life-term cleaning the all-gender toilets in the reconstituted USAID office building.

• Rescind US citizenship to Elon Musk. Arrest him for illegal immigration, Guantanamo him in solitary confinement with only a flip-phone that indicates cell-service available but can never connect.

• Seize all of Musk’s holdings. Burn all Space-X rockets on the launching pad. Starlink becomes a free, government-run public service. Use Musk’s former assets to fund: an anti-corruption investigation into the Trump administration, diversity training programs, and social security.

• Suspend all social media. Allow them to reopen only when they facilitate human editors to review and fact-check every post before it is published. Make them legally liable for all material published on their platforms.

• Fire every federal employee hired during the Trump administration. Send them on an “open-ended vacation” to Guantanamo while being investigated for treason.

• Declare MAGA and America First terrorist organizations, enemies of the state. Round up any known adherents. Send to force-labor camps in Ukraine, rebuilding the infrastructure.

• Calculate the number of Ukrainians killed as a direct result of Trump’s cut-off of aid and intelligence. Conscript and send an equal number of MAGAts into meat assaults on the front lines against Russia.

• Declare war on Russia if they don’t withdraw from Ukraine, or Poland, Estonia, Germany or however far they’ve progressed in four years, in 24 hours.

• Seize Kalliningrad if they don’t withdraw.

• Seize Kalliningrad even if they do withdraw from Ukraine. We will not tolerate this intolerable Russian expansion on NATO’s doorstep.

• Waive all visa and permit requirements for Ukrainian citizens to enter the United States. In exchange, Ukraine will waive all visas and permit requirements for certified English-language instructors.